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Cake

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Subjective Effects
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Cake is described as a sugary, round-shaped substance whose main psychoactive constituent is cakecadine, a novel synthetic depressant in the substituted wheat chemical class. Conventional cake is a soft, sweet baked food made from flour, sugar, and eggs1. Other ingredients include fat1, liquid2, and a leavening agent2.

Dosage & Duration

Dosage

Doses are population estimates that vary widely between individuals.

Threshold30 g
Light30-65 g
Moderate65-100 g
Strong100-300 g
Heavy300+ g
Bioavailability
90%

Subjective Effects

Subjective Effects not written up yet

Pharmacology

Pharmacodynamics

Cake's main psychoactive constituent, cakecadine, is described as a partial agonist at ç1 and ç2 targets. This receptor activity is reported with a citation-needed qualifier.

Pharmacokinetics

Absorption & half-lifenot documented yetMetabolitesnone documented yet

Interactions

Interactions not written up yet

An unlisted combination is an unknown one, not a safe one. Check a dedicated combination chart before mixing.

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Tolerance

Tolerance not written up yet

Harm Potential

Addiction & Dependence

Psychological

High

Cake is described as highly addictive, attributed to cakecadine, disaccharides, and polysaccharides.

Toxicity

brain

Regular cake use is reported to cause hyperglycemia that can lead to permanent brain damage.

pancreas

Frequent cake use is reported to cause pancreatic damage.

History & Culture

Origins and historical development

The word “cake” appears to be a Scandinavian loanword related to Swedish “kaka”3. Ancient Greek plakous were flat cakes made from flour, eggs, milk, nuts, and honey, while Roman placenta were baked on or inside pastry. In ancient Rome, enriched bread dough produced sweet,…

Legality

International

Reported illegal in nearly all countries, with the Republic of Molossia listed as an exception.

By Country

Legal / decriminalized1
Republic of MolossiaLegal (regulated)

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